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Tag Archive for 'humor'

A + $

As I have pointed out before, paying for good grades is not an acceptable method of encouraging education. It makes the idea of learning become something akin to a job… that you are providing the system with a service which you receive compensation for. In reality, the opposite is true. The system provides you with knowledge, and you (often) return it with work or (outside of public school) payment. What will these students think when they reach higher grades where they are expected to do work for its own sake? Well, Stephen Colbert certainly didn’t miss this opportunity for a laugh. He certainly makes Chancellor Klein’s payment plan seem rather ridiculous:

Everything done in school should be done for the sake of furthering a student’s learning. Anything that doesn’t do so, should be eliminated - not compensated for. Money is the wrong solution to this. It teaches students to rely upon the gift of the government and does not foster a sense of life long (or even year long) learning.

School is not a job. In a job, you provide a service and are compensated for it. Instead, school is more like the local health club - you pay your dues (taxes) and go there to work (school work). The eventual gain is a healthier body, just as in schools the eventual gain is an education. It would seem incredibly ridiculous for the health club to pay you to better yourself, so why should it be accepted in schools? Leave rewarding to parents…

Eddie Izzard’s Computer

I recently came across this video showing Eddie Izzard. He does a great impression of the annoyances we experience through computers withouth seeming to hate technology (which lots of celebrities and comedians appear to do). Speaking of actors, Eddie brings up a good point about how easy people use computers in the movies. Since when does the Pentagon have a GUI? Since when do serious hackers use Windows without even pulling up command prompt… Hilarious video:

Thanks to Sean for finding comedy.

Modern Business Meetings

Crude humor to follow. Not safe for work… (unless you workplace has meetings like this).

What if business meetings were like internet comments? College Humor has the answer:

My favorite part? The totally outdated computer CAPTCHA test.