Just like the national media, I must be really hard up for content to be posting something this simple. Yet, if it is funny and enjoyable (unlike Schwarzenegger) why not post it? So, here I present the tale of two dead boys. This is a classic that can be found all over the web.
- One fine day in the middle of the night,
- Two dead boys got up to fight,
- Back to back they faced each other,
- Drew their swords and shot each other.
- One was blind and the other couldn’t, see
- So they chose a dummy for a referee.
- A blind man went to see fair play,
- A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
- A paralyzed donkey passing by,
- Kicked the blind man in the eye,
- Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
- Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
- A deaf policeman heard the noise,
- And came to arrest the two dead boys,
- If you don’t believe this story’s true,
- Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Ba humbug (or is it “baa?”). That poem is sooo old… and you got some of it wrong.
By the way, I too got an iHome for Christmas, and I already have an iPod, so I’m good. No running for me. What model is she getting you? Nano? Video? I’d run for either, lol, I have a mini. It’s not that bad, but I wanna show some class every once in a while. Personally, if I got either, I’d get one of those “Hulk Titanium” never-breaks-to-the-point-that-you-can-drop-it-a-thousand-stories-and-it-won’t-break cases; the nano is just to fragile; and with something as expensive as the video, you just don’t want to chance it.
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Yeah, as I said this is a classic and is very old. But there are many people out there who proboably haven’t heard of it so I though I should share it. And it’s right according to my memory. That’s how I heard it but there are different versions.
As for the iPod, I think it’s an iPod Nano 4gb but I’m not really supposed to know :).